dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I understand Curling. That high.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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