i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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