Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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