found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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