Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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