You can't special order awesome
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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