Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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