Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It's rum buckets o'clock
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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