Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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