Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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