it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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