Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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