there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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