I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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