Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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