can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I will pee on everything he values.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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