I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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