How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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