so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
