just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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