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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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