I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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