She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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