I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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