Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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