On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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