your thong is hanging out like whoa
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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