I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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