Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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