He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I think im going to throw up on grandma
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
