So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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