did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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