I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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