Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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