I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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