i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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