so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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