Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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