She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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