i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Just pee around me
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
