I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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