Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
no more duck duck goose at the bar
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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