"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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