yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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