What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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