I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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