did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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