I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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