Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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