Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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