Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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